Razziei Awards

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Razziei Awards Mar 3, 2018 11:42:28 GMT -5

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Post by faskew on Mar 3, 2018 11:42:28 GMT -5

The Rotten Tomato "Golden Raspberry Awards" for the worst of last year's movies were announced today. Looks like "The Emoji Movie" has made it big:

WORST PICTURE
WORST SCREEN COMBO
WORST DIRECTOR
WORST SCREENPLAY

Quite an accomplishment, considering how many bad movies there were to choose from. 8->

Here's the complete list:

WORST PICTURE
"The Emoji Movie"

WORST ACTRESS
Tyler Perry for "BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween"

WORST ACTOR
Tom Cruise for "The Mummy"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Mel Gibson for "Daddy's Home 2"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kim Basinger for "Fifty Shades Darker"

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Obnoxious Emojis in "The Emoji Movie"

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
"Fifty Shades Darker"

WORST DIRECTOR
Anthony (Tony) Leondis for "The Emoji Movie"

SPECIAL ROTTEN TOMATOES AWARD: THE RAZZIE NOMINEE SO BAD YOU LOVED IT!
"Baywatch"

WORST SCREENPLAY
"The Emoji Movie" screenplay by Tony Leondis, Eric Siegel and Mike White.

raybar Administrator Posts: 2,984	Razziei Awards Mar 3, 2018 12:13:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by raybar on Mar 3, 2018 12:13:47 GMT -5 Somehow, I missed all of those movies, and have zero interest in seeing any them - not even something "so bad you loved it."

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Razziei Awards Mar 3, 2018 15:11:35 GMT -5

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Post by faskew on Mar 3, 2018 15:11:35 GMT -5

I saw the Cruise version of "The Mummy" on cable. Could have been worse, but I like the Brendon Frazier version better. The Cruise one copies a lot from the other one, but doesn't do very good job of it. So, yes, the plot is different, but if you saw the old one, you basically know what's going to happen.

Of course, my idea of something so bad is "Nudist Colony of the Dead". Nothing could be any worse or any better. LOL

raybar Administrator Posts: 2,984	Razziei Awards Mar 3, 2018 17:42:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by raybar on Mar 3, 2018 17:42:21 GMT -5 You just like "Nudist Colony . . ." because it's a musical.

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Razziei Awards Mar 4, 2018 8:47:14 GMT -5

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Post by faskew on Mar 4, 2018 8:47:14 GMT -5

But what a musical. These days you can't remember a single song from a musical once you walk out of the theater. But NCotD! Here are some lyrics from the theme song:

There's a place where evil dwells
Home to naked guys and gals
And one thing that should be said
of the residence of dead

If you visit, you will pay
and your butt will rot away
You may think that it seems crude
but the corpses are all nude

They are dead without a doubt
and their butts are sticking out
Killing people to and fro
Decomposing as they go

You'll get murdered merrily
by dead folks without modesty
They'll kill and hurt and chop and maim
exposing gonads with no shame

Take that, La La Land! 8->

And the dialog...

Listen, sister. Nudity didn't work for Adam and Eve and it's not gonna work for you. If God had wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have made little animals for us to cut up and make fur coats out of.

The Bible says 'cast ye not stones lest ye be stoned', Luke, Chapter 5, verse 3, Seagrams 7.

LOL

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