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Post by faskew on Oct 26, 2018 8:57:57 GMT -5
Rick Wiles, evangelical Christian TV Host says that Democrats will slaughter tens Of thousands of Christians and burn churches if they win the election. Pretty scary.
Of course, in the past he has also said -
The Las Vegas shooting was carried out a “super secret gay Nazi death squad.” (and gay Nazis actually run the US);
God punished Houston with a hurricane because the city loves “LGBT perversion.”;
Queen Elizabeth is a “satanic lizard person.”;
Bill Clinton is dying from a brain disease brought on by cannibalizing children.;
God will murder the enemies of Donald Trump (or will it be by pipe bombs?);
God is killing chickens, bees, and pigs because of gay rights.;
Ebola could solve “America’s problem with gays and atheists.”;
MSNBC viewers are “demon-possessed fans of the anti-Christ.”
And much, much more. Don't know if the man is merely crazy or is playing the "a sucker is born every minute" game. In either case, he's making more money off of fools than I ever did by working. Sigh. And he's dangerous. Imagine some poor dufus who actually believes this crap. Why not build pipe bombs and kill Democrats? After all, you're protecting your loved ones from Satan. Doing God's work. And be sure to send that $10 bill in to Reverend Wiles. 8-<
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Post by rmarks1 on Oct 27, 2018 0:14:18 GMT -5
This is why people should listen to the Church of Bob instead. We're a peaceful church. Since money is the root of all evil, we will take that filthy stuff off of your hands and dispose of it. Please, no thanks are necessary. We're just doing God's work.
We're running a special for the holidays. Buy one dispensation for your sins and get another one absolutely free. A two-for-one bargain from God's one true Church!
Bob
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Post by faskew on Oct 27, 2018 8:16:39 GMT -5
You can't be a real church unless you're on TV. 8->
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Post by rmarks1 on Oct 29, 2018 21:43:01 GMT -5
You can't be a real church unless you're on TV. 8->
TV is yesterday. I'm on the internet right here on FACTS! 
Bob
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Post by raybar on Oct 29, 2018 22:02:16 GMT -5
OK Bob. Your friendly Admin has to remind you that FACTS is a non-commercial site. You will need to move your fund raising activities elsewhere. Unless I get a percentage, to be negotiated later, and paid "under the table" at a location yet to be determined.
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Post by faskew on Oct 30, 2018 8:22:00 GMT -5
No need for a location when you can use cryptocurrency. Untraceable and tax free. 8->
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Post by rmarks1 on Oct 30, 2018 13:53:59 GMT -5
OK Bob. Your friendly Admin has to remind you that FACTS is a non-commercial site. You will need to move your fund raising activities elsewhere. Unless I get a percentage, to be negotiated later, and paid "under the table" at a location yet to be determined.
Won't you accept a Free Dispensation for your Sins instead? They're Guaranteed to work as soon as you enter the afterlife.
Bob
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Post by raybar on Oct 30, 2018 15:07:04 GMT -5
No, sorry Bob. I wracked up multiple Plenary Indulgences in my catholic days, so I need no Dispensations. In addition to cash, I would consider precious metals and perhaps industrial trade secrets if you have something really juicy. And no cryptocurrencies, please, because the Illuminati might be watching.
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Post by rmarks1 on Oct 30, 2018 21:40:23 GMT -5
No, sorry Bob. I wracked up multiple Plenary Indulgences in my catholic days, so I need no Dispensations. In addition to cash, I would consider precious metals and perhaps industrial trade secrets if you have something really juicy. And no cryptocurrencies, please, because the Illuminati might be watching.
Would you take my personal IOU? It's worth its weight.
Bob
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Post by raybar on Oct 30, 2018 23:22:02 GMT -5
A personal IOU is problematic. After all, "worth its weight" is a bit vague. Worth its weight in what? What shall it be written on? Where shall it be weighed? An IOU written on paper and weighed on Earth, for example, would be only a few grams, so unless it's worth its weight in an extraordinarily valuable material, like Unobtainium, its value would be quite small. And then there's the question of collateral. I mean, we're friends and all, but this is business.
How about this? If you me on the Board of Directors, I can steal enough to live the life to which I'd like to become accustomed, just like God intended.
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Post by rmarks1 on Oct 31, 2018 15:54:16 GMT -5
A personal IOU is problematic. After all, "worth its weight" is a bit vague. Worth its weight in what? What shall it be written on? Where shall it be weighed? An IOU written on paper and weighed on Earth, for example, would be only a few grams, so unless it's worth its weight in an extraordinarily valuable material, like Unobtainium, its value would be quite small. And then there's the question of collateral. I mean, we're friends and all, but this is business. How about this? If you me on the Board of Directors, I can steal enough to live the life to which I'd like to become accustomed, just like God intended.
Okay Ray, you can be on the Board of Directoes. But you will have to change your name to Raybob (I was going to say Bob and Ray, but that's been taken already).
Bob
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