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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2018 14:16:12 GMT -5
- No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- All generalizations are false. (That one is for Bob)
- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
- For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
- According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
- I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
Feel free to add your own.
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Post by rmarks1 on Feb 11, 2018 16:12:29 GMT -5
Velcro—what a rip-off!
I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
If you are into really expensive perfume, you have no common scents.
I took a crash course driving lesson
I go to the gym almost everyday... almost Monday, almost Tuesday...
I didn't believe my friend who said yoga could fix my bad posture, but now I stand corrected.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
A pear a day will also keep the doctor away if you throw it hard enough.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Bob
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2018 21:01:53 GMT -5
Those were great, Bob.
I'll be coming back with more.
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